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BAC 1st Team final table

Devizes v BAC (26/03/22)

Won 1-3

Reporter Maz absent – Learning some more magic in the US of A

So we made this up

Early start

Sunny day nearly had a few wild wees

B A C not BAC (pronounced back)

Joey got a new hoody

Tinny DOD for forgetting balls

Joey may have been right to check the gate

Holly turned up in the right kit

SLW beat land speed record

Lizzie drove past Tinny & Sal’s

Cheryl had the sicky vibes

Meg got accepted into Southampton

AND THEN the game started (this has been pieced together at teas/ over coffee in a farm shop)

BAC1 v Gillingham (12/02/22)

Result: 3-3 Draw

Written by: Holly the slow injector

BAC VS. Gillingham (is that how you spell it?)BAC struggled to get into the game as quickly as Gillingham, who unfortunately scored a below average (at best) goal after just minutes of play. BAC were now riled & ready for revenge. Debbie made a great run which resulted in a short corner for BAC. For once Holly hit the ball out fast enough for tinny to score a brilliant goal, making the score 1-1.

Wick2 v BAC2 (12/02/22)

Result: 1-2 Win

Written by: Captain Ned

I think Dot’s arctic coat must have doubled up as a sleeping bag. Must have done a dummy run the night before to find the pitch and decided to camp out in the car. I cant think otherwise how she got to the pitch first and without getting lost #neverhappendbefore